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Anonymous asked: You're in a fast sinking boat in shark infested waters, with one other person. You two can make it to a close-by island if you both pitch in, but the other person refuses and instead shouts at you that you're not rowing fast enough. What do you do?

First instinct: Push the fucker off the damn boat.

Realistically: cry

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